Garden Decor

 The Frenchman, “Hello Frère, do you like the
mat I laid down in your garden?”

 Frère, “Oh, yes! It makes a nice
soft place to nap on!”

 The Frenchman, “And what do you think of
the candle my wife put there?”

 Frère, “What?!”

 Frère, “Why is there a candle in my garden?!”
The Frenchman’s wife, “For decoration!”

Frère, “You are very strange!”